Worst Pick-up Lines You Heard/Used

kiarrens · Post by **kiarrens** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:20 pm

Some kid came up to me while I was CROSS-PLAYING as Ed Elric. I told him I was Al's bodyguard, and he said,
[color:red]"You can guard MY body any day."[/color]

Anyone else got some good ones, that you either had used on you, or that you used on someone else?

Moogle_Queen · Post by **Moogle_Queen** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:22 pm

Let me introduce your dungeon to my dragon... >.<'

Eiri · Post by **Eiri** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:22 pm

"Got change for $1000?"

sxnshine · Post by **sxnshine** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:30 pm

"Are you a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!"

haaaaaay.

haku · Post by **haku** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:35 pm

There was a huge pile of naruto yaoi and alot of naruto cross players. I was sasuke, and one of the naruto girls just looks at me and points to a picture and says "we need to do this"

I nearly kissed her too xD. Something got in the way of that though.

Pandattackannon · Post by **Pandattackannon** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:38 pm

I only have WoW pickup lines.
Sadly i didnt get to use them at anime boston ;_;

but.

Hey baby, Im an epic mount, want a ride?

Or..
Hey baby,I want to pew pew you in the ________ .
(im keeping this PG, insert word there >_>)

FjWolfwood · Post by **FjWolfwood** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:38 pm

As Alucard. "Bite me you say? Sure thing, do you mind if I suck a little though?"

Mewohkie · Post by **Mewohkie** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:20 pm

Being the green ranger I had to use this one.

You must be Rita Repulsa's Magic Wand, Cause you make my monster grow.

Loran Basara Evin · Post by **Loran Basara Evin** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:20 pm

My pseudo-crossplay got me hit on... and yes, I am a boy.

Meursault · Post by **Meursault** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:38 pm

I didn't use this one at the con, but...

"Excuse me, do you have any +20 Fire Resist pristine imbued ebony chainmail? Because you are HOT!"

... and it's worked.

Urahara Taichou · Post by **Urahara Taichou** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:44 pm

I hath never been hit-on at a con, LOL.

I think I'm too ugly

DanteSpellsinger · Post by **DanteSpellsinger** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:08 pm

no just use more or better makeup

now i have an oldie but goodie that can only be used in jest... to truly use it, you must have skin of steel or feet of wind cause you don't want to be around after you say it.

"Excuse me, but can i stand next to you while it clears back where i farted?"

Excuse me for interupting, i'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country, if your packing that much ___ X3...i just had to say it lol

Paper · Post by **Paper** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:30 pm

[quote=Meursault]I didn't use this one at the con, but...

"Excuse me, do you have any +20 Fire Resist pristine imbued ebony chainmail? Because you are HOT!"

... and it's worked.[/quote]

I can't decide if you're a loser or my hero.

Domigan · Post by **Domigan** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:12 pm

"Yaoi for a dollar."

"Hot."

BMAX · Post by **BMAX** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:15 pm

"Hey uhhh... I better see you on that dance floor in like five minutes."

Ummm no.

Moogle_Queen · Post by **Moogle_Queen** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:51 pm

My hero...

Kira · Post by **Kira** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:58 pm

said this to someone at the con...

"is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see me in your pants!"

i frakkin' love that one!

Ed IV · Post by **Ed IV** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:15 pm

The Phantom of the Opera gave me his rose. Totally corny, but cute.

Technically not a pick up line, but oh well.

Kino · Post by **Kino** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:28 pm

When I was dressed up as P-Chan from Petshop of Horrors *I had large white wings* some guy walked up to me and said "you're my angel!" ... and then walked off. O_o...

Ranakori · Post by **Ranakori** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:34 pm

Alphonse: Hi, would you like to help Mission: Exploit Reno? We're trying to prove he's the ultimate manwhore.

Yumi · Post by **Yumi** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:47 pm

1: "Would you like to see my hallconnen cannon?"
I think I got that said to me at least 3 times.

2:"Nice guns"
Now considering I was only carrying one canon I took that the wrong way.

patamon · Post by **patamon** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:33 pm

While I was wandering around in my "YURI: my anti-drug" shirt, this girl was like, "I love your shirt! Let's yuri together!" I would've accepted the offer, but I didn't really feel any sort of initial attraction to her... She noticed my awkward pause and said she was just kidding, and then she left. I felt kinda bad, but...yeah.

It wasn't a bad pickup line, necessarily, but it was the only one I got at the con :p (But people rarely hit on me, so for me, one is a lot

)

Jangsaverem · Post by **Jangsaverem** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:53 pm

I asked a Rei cosplayed how old she was and when she answered 16 i said
"18 hah your perfect" (Quagmire)

but heres the kicker...the people i asked to take the picture for me of me and her....were her parents...OUCH!

Hinata-chan · Post by **Hinata-chan** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:06 am

[quote=haku]There was a huge pile of naruto yaoi and alot of naruto cross players. I was sasuke, and one of the naruto girls just looks at me and points to a picture and says "we need to do this"

I nearly kissed her too xD. Something got in the way of that though.[/quote]

On sunday? :3 I was there *Was Emo Sexy no Jutsu Sasuke*

That being said...

"Come, we must restore my clan..."

Eiri · Post by **Eiri** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:19 am

[quote=Hinata-chan]

"Come, we must restore my clan..."[/quote]

That's clever. XD

Blade21576 · Post by **Blade21576** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:03 am

i dont remember exactly but someone related something to the size of sephiroths sword XD

pmastamonkmonk · Post by **pmastamonkmonk** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:27 pm

My friends and I convinced Ada to flirt in Italian with us. She totally said "Where's the comic shop?" and, at Anime Boston, that constitutes a pick up line.

:3

It was magic. XD I'd show her where the comic shop is any time xD

DM9Rei · Post by **DM9Rei** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:35 pm

[color:darkred] looove that pickup line XD
too bad I didn't get hit on at all.....
but I did "hit on" some Roxas'... "Where have you been all my life?!" It would've been better if a roxas said it to me, but they wouldn't have, so I started ;D!
And next year, Riku cosplayers should watch out, Sora will be confessing XD
"Riku... I have a confession to make... I'm gay for you..." yea... =D [/color]

Ratica · Post by **Ratica** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:54 am

[quote=Blade21576]i dont remember exactly but someone related something to the size of sephiroths sword XD[/quote]

"Hey baby, that sword just for show or is it representin' something even bigger?"

giggidy giggidy giggidy goo!

birdboy2000 · Post by **birdboy2000** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:12 am

Sephiroth is so overcompensating.