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Some kid came up to me while I was CROSS-PLAYING as Ed Elric. I told him I was Al's bodyguard, and he said,
[color:red]"You can guard MY body any day."[/color]
Anyone else got some good ones, that you either had used on you, or that you used on someone else?
[color:red]"You can guard MY body any day."[/color]
Anyone else got some good ones, that you either had used on you, or that you used on someone else?
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Let me introduce your dungeon to my dragon... >.<'
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"Got change for $1000?"
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"Are you a terrorist? Because you are the bomb!"
haaaaaay.
haaaaaay.
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There was a huge pile of naruto yaoi and alot of naruto cross players. I was sasuke, and one of the naruto girls just looks at me and points to a picture and says "we need to do this"
I nearly kissed her too xD. Something got in the way of that though.
I nearly kissed her too xD. Something got in the way of that though.
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I only have WoW pickup lines.
Sadly i didnt get to use them at anime boston ;_;
but.
Hey baby, Im an epic mount, want a ride?
Or..
Hey baby,I want to pew pew you in the ________ .
(im keeping this PG, insert word there >_>)
Sadly i didnt get to use them at anime boston ;_;
but.
Hey baby, Im an epic mount, want a ride?
Or..
Hey baby,I want to pew pew you in the ________ .
(im keeping this PG, insert word there >_>)
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As Alucard. "Bite me you say? Sure thing, do you mind if I suck a little though?"
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Being the green ranger I had to use this one.
You must be Rita Repulsa's Magic Wand, Cause you make my monster grow.
You must be Rita Repulsa's Magic Wand, Cause you make my monster grow.
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My pseudo-crossplay got me hit on... and yes, I am a boy.
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I didn't use this one at the con, but...
"Excuse me, do you have any +20 Fire Resist pristine imbued ebony chainmail? Because you are HOT!"
... and it's worked.
"Excuse me, do you have any +20 Fire Resist pristine imbued ebony chainmail? Because you are HOT!"
... and it's worked.
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I hath never been hit-on at a con, LOL.
I think I'm too ugly
I think I'm too ugly
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no just use more or better makeup
now i have an oldie but goodie that can only be used in jest... to truly use it, you must have skin of steel or feet of wind cause you don't want to be around after you say it.
"Excuse me, but can i stand next to you while it clears back where i farted?"
Excuse me for interupting, i'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country, if your packing that much ___ X3...i just had to say it lol
now i have an oldie but goodie that can only be used in jest... to truly use it, you must have skin of steel or feet of wind cause you don't want to be around after you say it.
"Excuse me, but can i stand next to you while it clears back where i farted?"
Excuse me for interupting, i'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country, if your packing that much ___ X3...i just had to say it lol
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[quote=Meursault]I didn't use this one at the con, but...
"Excuse me, do you have any +20 Fire Resist pristine imbued ebony chainmail? Because you are HOT!"
... and it's worked.[/quote]
I can't decide if you're a loser or my hero.
"Excuse me, do you have any +20 Fire Resist pristine imbued ebony chainmail? Because you are HOT!"
... and it's worked.[/quote]
I can't decide if you're a loser or my hero.
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"Yaoi for a dollar."
"Hot."
"Hot."
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"Hey uhhh... I better see you on that dance floor in like five minutes."
Ummm no.
Ummm no.
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My hero...
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said this to someone at the con...
"is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see me in your pants!"
i frakkin' love that one!
"is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see me in your pants!"
i frakkin' love that one!
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The Phantom of the Opera gave me his rose. Totally corny, but cute.
Technically not a pick up line, but oh well.
Technically not a pick up line, but oh well.
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When I was dressed up as P-Chan from Petshop of Horrors *I had large white wings* some guy walked up to me and said "you're my angel!" ... and then walked off. O_o...
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Alphonse: Hi, would you like to help Mission: Exploit Reno? We're trying to prove he's the ultimate manwhore.
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1: "Would you like to see my hallconnen cannon?"
I think I got that said to me at least 3 times.
2:"Nice guns"
Now considering I was only carrying one canon I took that the wrong way.
I think I got that said to me at least 3 times.
2:"Nice guns"
Now considering I was only carrying one canon I took that the wrong way.
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While I was wandering around in my "YURI: my anti-drug" shirt, this girl was like, "I love your shirt! Let's yuri together!" I would've accepted the offer, but I didn't really feel any sort of initial attraction to her... She noticed my awkward pause and said she was just kidding, and then she left. I felt kinda bad, but...yeah.
It wasn't a bad pickup line, necessarily, but it was the only one I got at the con :p (But people rarely hit on me, so for me, one is a lot )
It wasn't a bad pickup line, necessarily, but it was the only one I got at the con :p (But people rarely hit on me, so for me, one is a lot )
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I asked a Rei cosplayed how old she was and when she answered 16 i said
"18 hah your perfect" (Quagmire)
but heres the kicker...the people i asked to take the picture for me of me and her....were her parents...OUCH!
"18 hah your perfect" (Quagmire)
but heres the kicker...the people i asked to take the picture for me of me and her....were her parents...OUCH!
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[quote=haku]There was a huge pile of naruto yaoi and alot of naruto cross players. I was sasuke, and one of the naruto girls just looks at me and points to a picture and says "we need to do this"
I nearly kissed her too xD. Something got in the way of that though.[/quote]
On sunday? :3 I was there *Was Emo Sexy no Jutsu Sasuke*
That being said...
"Come, we must restore my clan..."
I nearly kissed her too xD. Something got in the way of that though.[/quote]
On sunday? :3 I was there *Was Emo Sexy no Jutsu Sasuke*
That being said...
"Come, we must restore my clan..."
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[quote=Hinata-chan]
"Come, we must restore my clan..."[/quote]
That's clever. XD
"Come, we must restore my clan..."[/quote]
That's clever. XD
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i dont remember exactly but someone related something to the size of sephiroths sword XD
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My friends and I convinced Ada to flirt in Italian with us. She totally said "Where's the comic shop?" and, at Anime Boston, that constitutes a pick up line.
:3
It was magic. XD I'd show her where the comic shop is any time xD
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It was magic. XD I'd show her where the comic shop is any time xD
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[color:darkred] looove that pickup line XD
too bad I didn't get hit on at all.....
but I did "hit on" some Roxas'... "Where have you been all my life?!" It would've been better if a roxas said it to me, but they wouldn't have, so I started ;D!
And next year, Riku cosplayers should watch out, Sora will be confessing XD
"Riku... I have a confession to make... I'm gay for you..." yea... =D [/color]
too bad I didn't get hit on at all.....
but I did "hit on" some Roxas'... "Where have you been all my life?!" It would've been better if a roxas said it to me, but they wouldn't have, so I started ;D!
And next year, Riku cosplayers should watch out, Sora will be confessing XD
"Riku... I have a confession to make... I'm gay for you..." yea... =D [/color]
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[quote=Blade21576]i dont remember exactly but someone related something to the size of sephiroths sword XD[/quote]
"Hey baby, that sword just for show or is it representin' something even bigger?"
giggidy giggidy giggidy goo!
"Hey baby, that sword just for show or is it representin' something even bigger?"
giggidy giggidy giggidy goo!
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Sephiroth is so overcompensating.